Getting to the bank involves a few loads. His assumedly low-level job at Running With Scissors has been terminated and the last paycheck needs a solid cashing. I don't want to spoil anything like what happens after you meet Gary Coleman or the not so hilarious aftermath of peeing on Daddy's grave, but at one early point in the game Postal Dude has to take a trip down to the bank. A number of ways in this case means two: violent and non-violent. Most situations can be approached in a number of different ways. Each objective seems clever when it's written on a clipboard, but as soon as Postal Dude attempts to accomplish his tasks, a multitude of problems arise. Sometimes they originate from Postal Dude's sick mind, sometimes they're a necessity, and sometimes they're orders dished out by the woman who dwells in his shanty home (now air-conditioning free). Daily chores must be completed for the game to progress. Interestingly, Postal Dude can't simply dash about from craphole of a poorly constructed environment to craphole of a poorly constructed environment running amok and slaughtering everyone. Thought I'd say it was cool for the action, didn't you? If such activities bother you not, you'll still find serious fault in Postal 2. If you find fault in lighting Gary Coleman's corpse on fire or expelling an unholy amount of greenish liquid from your diseased trailer park penis onto the hapless, pistol toting citizens of Paradise, Arizona, you'll likely find fault in Postal 2. Regardless, disturbing imagery and content will still be disturbing to some. I've been playing Postal 2 nonstop since yesterday morning and I am now tainted and infected. Murderous rage overcame me when I was unkindly referred to as a "pinko," but before I could unsheathe my taser and swing my shovel at his head, he wandered off. My next task was to request Tal's signature on a petition I was floating around to get Tal fired.
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